To School, or Not to School…

Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing, end them… or begin a new set of troubles by digging into the books!

‘Twould be but a shame to NOT take advantage of my Post 9/11 GI Bill entitlements, right?  Tho the Gods bequeathed my personage with just enough intelligence to harvest a master’s degree from my nether anal-region, I believed that I would soon be bored of sleeping-in late, playing Xbox, drinking during the day, and yelling at THE New York Jets as they piss away another chance at a win.

Maybe I should use some of the GI Bill and squeeze out a few bucks in entitlements while I’m at it (at least it could pay for my new daytime drinking aspirations and video game purchases)?

I recently authorized my spouse to use a portion of my GI Bill entitlement.  (You’re welcome, darling.)  She would only need a small portion of it, and there’s no way I’m giving that to my kids!  (What have they done for ME lately?)  So I figured I might as well take a few classes and learn something.  Something that might ACTUALLY be worth a damn for the near and even long-term future of my kingdom.

I start MONDAY!  MBA, bitches.

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